This is a printable format of the Basic Shit Giving guide. 

It's free.

You can read it in full here.

If you don't have a printer or your printer is broken or whatever you can select the 'print' option and I will send you one.

I recommend printing many copies and handing them out at parties, shows, events, packing it in with things you send out, giving it away to impressionable youth, and so on.

Cut/fold instructions here.